Fictitious Corporate Team
Important: Never, ever send email to any of the addresses on this page! I could explain why, but it's hard to do so in words that automated processes are unlikely to be able to filter on.
Corporate management staff
- A. D. Sanchez, President
This guy is so important, we'll give him two addresses.
Email: elpresidente@alldestroying.com
Email: ads@alldestroying.com - Frank Ezra, Vice President of Sales
Frank has excelled in selling more Widgets and Oil d'Snake™ than anyone else on our sales force.
Email: fezra@alldestroying.com - Tim O. Theopolis, Chief Information Officer
He thinks he's better than Frank, but we're not sure.
Email: totheo@alldestroying.com - Otto Mensch, Comptroller
Somewhere between a controller and a computer.
Email: omensch@alldestroying.com
Underlings
- Dante Hicks
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Email: dante@alldestroying.com
Other contacts
- General sales inquiries: sales@alldestroying.com
- Technical Support: techsupport@alldestroying.com